Me and Joan Rivers Side by Side in Time Out

The 45-year-old David Mills is half the age of Rivers but, like her, he can crack the whip. The camp, sharply dressed American (now based in Bethnal Green) can tear apart any topic, TV star or whole subset of humanity he sets his sights on. He also manages to be wickedly inappropriate while retaining a laidback class. And, as far as we know, his looks are all natural… so far.